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Nissy
8th January 2003, 09:49 PM
A couple, who have been married for 45 years decide to go back to the cabin where they had their honeymoon. After reaching their destination, the wife says to the husband "Sit down honey, I have a surprise for you". She returns in a transparent night gown and asks "do you remember this darling?" "I sure do honey", he replies. She asks "do you remember the words you said to me at first night?" He said "I sure do honey, I said I was going to suck your tits dry and fuck your brains out" She immediately ripped off he gown and asked "Well what do you think" He replied 'mission accomplished…"

hahahaha:D ;) :p

NEWBIE
8th January 2003, 09:57 PM
heard it

ExaBaybee
8th January 2003, 10:55 PM
:eyelids: hahhaha nice one