Kidnapped Wife

[NEWBIE]

A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house
he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and
gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success.

Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find her
in the kitchen. He asked her what she has been up to and why she hasnt
been home for so long.

She replied:
"These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week."
The husband answered:
"But it's only been two days what do u mean a week?"

"I am only here to get something to eat."

[negsdavid]

uh i dont get it :confused:

[ExaBaybee]

:bounce: :bounce: hahaha i get it ..

[Nissy]

Originally posted by negsdavid
uh i dont get it :confused:
Ditto...
what the??:confused: :confused:

[negsdavid]

ive read it like 10 times now and i still dont get it!!!! :thumbsdow :flamedevi

[Nissy]

Ohhhh, I think I get it :confused: :help:
Is it something to do with the fact that, its only been 2 days but she says its been a week (so does that mean she'll be "kidnapped" for another 5 days??):confused: :rolleyes:

[DEVILsEXA]

NO NO!

it means she has been fucking these men for a week!

she's home gettin somefin to eat then shes off again! lol

so she must of been kidnapped 3days b4 tha wedding or sumshit



OH I DONT KNOW now i just confussed maself

[negsdavid]

LoL :p

[ExaBaybee]

no no no.. it means shes been gone for acouple of days and is going back for a few more.. man you men are hopeless.. if we didnt remind you to breath youd die...
hahahha

[Nissy]

Thats what I sais Kylie!
She's been gone for a cpl of days and will be "kidnapped" for the other 5