small hookups, exa club style

[BENRYS]

hey guys...

just wondering in the entire club, who's hooked up with someone of the opposite sex... now if its a secret and u don't want ppl to know that ok, u don't have to, however any connection do tell...

even if its one of my biatches i have brought.. .haha i'd like to knw

lets see who's got balls to make a move on someone....

[AngryMatt]

well ..... umm ... Aly's pretty cool.. i got pretty smashed at dan and ended up on the couch next to her .... duno if that was actually intentional .. .... but anyways ...i'm west side......she east side...... :mafia: might'n not work out ..... or some crap

Meh ..... might as well be up front with it ......i'm not shy

Shoot me down if u want....

[Keyroo]

WOAH! go matty,, haha,

ok,, in this club,, obviously jeska :P everyone knows about that, but that was how many years ago now? 5 years ago? she was a great girlfiend, and is now an even better friend :)
really stoked she got an exa

and,,, sera,, as ppl now have found out, but we won't go into that

Matt

[GPexa]

I've had 'em all ;)

[Jessie]

Yeah, but we were more than small hook ups, Matty.

You weren't such a bad man yourself, love.


Other than that, my lips are sealed. :sexy:

Jessie

[ronin]

nah as if i would be anything but single.. that would mean id found someone that can put up with me for more than 5 minutes haha..

as for small hookups.. nah dont got any.. although im looking for one or 6 now.. i been looking for big hookups and gettin nuttin.. so the way i see it, at least i should be gettin laid while i look. i can just imagine the shocker im gunna end up with as a small hookup.

i havent hooked up with anyone in victoria actually... never been interested ina vic chick cause i always been going home.. now is a little different though.. im stuck here for a while...

[BENRYS]

ok ok

so more to the point... who hasn't been with aly, she's the comunial exa... hhahahahhahahahha:mafia: :mafia: :mafia:

[Jessie]

I haven't been with Aly:rolleyes:

But I might want to lol. :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee:

Jessie

[Keyroo]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh,, bellow the belt bernys! does she read thispage!?!?1 the poor girl :P

Matty

[Matt]

Geeze mate Ben I hope you don't have any unfinished business with your tackle cos if she sees that post, your gonads are a goner!

[BENRYS]

na man she never see it, however i owe her a few kicks in the arse, so i think we could be even!!!
haha

i still rule...

[AngryMatt]

ok ok

so more to the point... who hasn't been with aly, she's the comunial exa... hhahahahhahahahha :mafia: :mafia: :mafia:

:hitwall: ouch

bugger..

MT

[Hairball]

I'll just say that contrary to common beleif I havnt had small (or big) hookups with anyone... including aly, besides a pash. but thats it.

[BENRYS]

but thats what small hookups are!?!?!?:bat: :hitwall: :hitwall: :hitwall:

[Keyroo]

yeah craigo, i'd concider that a small hookup,,, :P

Matty

[Matt]

As the co-inventor of the phrase small hookups, I use my judging power to rule that one as a small hookup. Judges decision is final :cool:

[AngryMatt]

I think some ppl do have differences in defining a small hookup .....

Please Explain..... i'm a n00b.....

:eek:
LOL

MT

[ronin]

in my belief small hookups is anyhtign up to second base..

after that.. its big hookups... anything involving penetration of a hole with anything else is big hookups... umm.. i think that covers it.

and no.. i still dont had any small or big hookups ATM.. :(

[Matt]

The official definition of small hookups is when you hook-up with someone you aren't already in a relationship or had a relationship with - on a small scale. It can be anything involving up to and including fresh tongueys, big gropies, and small gobbies if you are lucky...

Word usage: "i'm going to the beach today, hopefully i can arrange some small hookups"

Once small hookups progress beyond this it may lead to quick rammies or big hookups in no particular order. Quick rammies (or quick pokies) is self explanatory. Big hookups are when your relationship with the person being hooked-up with becomes serious enough to be "official" and they take on the role of "your missus".

Word usage: "hey bro how's that chick {insert chicks name here} going?... yeah mate, couldn't be better we are having big hookups now!"

Other activies also can be defined using this simple method:

[Adjective] + [Verb (preferrably a compound word)] + [the letter S]

Ie: before a cruise you can have "small meetups", at the beach you get "bad burnies", if you're late for uni and you haven't had breakfast its time for "quick eaties", and if you want to go out after work you can have "swift changies"...

Don't blame me for the immaturity evident in this post.. me and a couple of younger friends made this shit up when we were drunk one time last year and they kinda stuck :D

[AngryMatt]

its becoming all so clear now .......... thanks master ..:bounce:

[BENRYS]

sall good now... so have we covered everyone?!?!?

[KICKIN]

aaaaahhhhhh..... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
nope... :blinknrol
but thats all hush hush now...
AINT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
lol

[boostinhard]

Hey,
covered everyone..... Why I dont know.... lol
Sam

[KAMELEON]

lol matty that would have to have been the worst possible understanding of small hookups lol
and to kickin and sammy.............;)i see wats going on here
its not hard to guess lol

[mousy]

ok, I don' t think that I have to say anything, nothing I have been doing since I met you lot seems to be any secret.
Liss

[boostinhard]

Hey,
hmmm - its heating up in here!!!! lol
Sam

[ronin]

its the fuckin ball ball buster herself!!!!! hey liss *LOL*

you comin tonight to mattys? im bringing tequila.... hehehe.

okay.. im fine now.. im finished.. ill live.. see you all tonight..

[AngryMatt]

ronin .// remember i'll spot ya for the lemons and stuff for your tequilla ..i just gotta go out and get em shortly...

Man..i'm hungover already.......sheesh.. damn 2 niter piss ups..:o

Cya's Tonite...

you too ball buster buster

[Jessie]

Benny, I thing you and I need to have a little talk tonight about the biatchs we've brought along to the club.

I've brought 2 of them and they got more hookups than me, little scrags (j/k, love you Liss). Between then their count is at one, two, three, four. Four, correct me if I'm wrong.

What's Aly on? BTW I love you too Aly, don't mean it nasty. You go girl, and do what makes you happy. No one else is gonna do it for you. Hope to see you there tonight.

And Ronan, if you want it that bad I'll set you up with some of my friends from Drama. Thespians go off:chuckle: :chuckle: :sexy:

LOL:heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee:

Jessie

[boostinhard]

Hey,


You go girl, and do what makes you happy. No one else is gonna do it for you.

I could argue that..... ;)
Sam

[ronin]

*lmao* thanks for that sammy. but on behalf of the club, i think its safe to say we'll pass on the details.. at least on here ;) hahaha.

thanks for the offer jessie. im not in any big hurry for small or big hookups ATM.. i cant afford a GF while i got bills to pay off.

[boostinhard]

Hey,
"If its got wheels or a skirt - its gonna cost ya lotsa money!"
If thats the case - why has my car been so cheap??? lol

Na man, that's the poorest excuse I've heard in ages... If you come out of the closet this weekend camping - there will be no surprised faces!!!! lol j/k man :eek:
Sam

[AngryMatt]

Still needs time for balls to turn back to original color..... minus the GT stripe....... apparently ...... could be .......possibly..... dunno...... don;t wanna know...:D

[BENRYS]

hahah, we now have another to add to the collection... the pimpin dady craig!!! hahaah... u gotta love it... i mean craig ur a legend..

gotta hand it to him... he's getting mroe that us lot!!!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[*Playboy Bunny*]

:rolleyes:

[Jessie]

Yeah, will be very interested to hear the gossip from Matty's. Craig was the only one I heard about but there has got to be more. Even I had several offers so you guys have to have picked up.

Who was naughty?

Jessie

[*Playboy Bunny*]

we cant have of been the only people for sure?!?! :confused:

[BENRYS]

well as per usual, my skinny ass didn't get shit... at least as much as i remember... fuck it... i'll get fucked at the camp for the sake that i can, and also to start the pass out reputation... i really enjoy the pass out, i got some wild service, girls lookign after me, and shit...

no j/k... so its all good!!!!

another weekend or complete and utter distruction!!!!

[KAMELEON]

if nobodys gonna say it ill say it
craig that was piss week

[*Playboy Bunny*]

that comment better not be payin me out Trav! :3finger: :P