Pick up lines

[Miss Exa]

Just wanna know some of you guys pick up lines...

Heres a few thousand that i have heard...

"Hey babe, (sly look) are your pants made out of mirrors or something??
She says "why?"
You reply..... "cause I can see myself in them!!!!!!"



How much do you weigh baby?
How about you sit on my face and i will tell you


Do you like jewellery?
Why dont you suck on my c*** then because its a GEM


You: "Want to go for breakfast in the morning?"
Her/Him: "Yeah, sure....."
You: "Should i call you.....or just nudge you"


'lets play army, i'll lie down and u can blow the hell outta me'


Guy: "Wanna go home for sex and pizza?"
Girl: <slap>
Guy: "What you don't like pizza?"


Guy: Fallen over any trees lately?
Girl: What !!
Guy: No, well how about a root !!



"Lets play house, you be the door and ill slam you"

"you've got the best body i'll ever cum accross"

"my name is morgan, little m big organ"

"i love every bone in your body, especially mine"


"If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning."

"The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word."

"Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody's cumming."


Pretty lame but funny.

[ronin]

lets go back to my place and do the things im gunna tell everyone we did anyway.

nice shoes wanna f***??

that dress would go well on the carpet in my room.. right next to your shoes and underwear

do you sleep on your stomach? can i?

i lost my teddybear will you sleep with me?

i've lost my phone number can i have yours??

i love the morgan one.. never used that before. fuck, i mean. never heard that before haha.

[Nissy]

Originally posted by Miss Exa
Guy: Fallen over any trees lately?
Girl: What !!
Guy: No, well how about a root !!


"The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word."

"Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody's cumming."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLASSIC!

Here's my favourites...(i havent used them before...i swear:p)

"Ive dropped my ice-cream, can I have something to lick?"

"I missed my bus, can I catch a ride?"

:heehee: :heehee:

[TTriX]

well...
this is my favourite...
ladies...i am single...and unemployed!!!-hehe
not true but this is my second favourite...
go up to a girl...from behind...start kissing her neck....and when she turns around have an awkward look on your face and go"oh my god!!!!. i am sorry...i thought you were my sister!"
those are my favs...
but the first is actually my pick up line followed by.. yes i have three kids..different mothers...i pay child support for all three...i had to get a co-signer for a loan on my 600 dollar car...and it keeps going...
usually girls are strung along to find out how bad you really got it-hehe
then when you tell them the truth you(i) dont look so bad-hehe!
T
the second is just fun-hehe

[muzz]

" I have an Exa, wana F**k?" :chuckle:


no not really...

[ExaBaybee]

haahaha i think the I have a Exa .... Wanna F*#@ would be the best pick up line ever but thats just me.. hahah


i get really sick of hearing the old faithful... basic boring same old one.. geee you have really beautiful eyes... :eek:

ehehe which is usually answered with a "you should see them when im happy"
hahah im such a bitch
:mafia:

[Yelhsa]

F**k me if i'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?

[boostinhard]

Hey,
hehe - I love that gretchen one!!! Its works both ways!!! you cant loose, well obviously you can but yeah....
I dont have any pick up lines, maybe thats why im single... I go out to clubs/praty's/etc and thik of moves/lines that can be made and thats as far as I go. I m a big wuss with a fear of rejection!!! :hitwall:
Sam

[TTriX]

boostinhard...
if you dont throw your line out(fishing pun-hehe)
how do you expect to get bites???
rejection is nothing compared to embarrasment-hehe
you'll have to lose a couple of battles to win the war-hehe
try anything...all you have to do is start a conversation...smile and listen to what they say...and what ever you do...dont look at their tits!!!!!
looking at their face helps alot!
T

[boostinhard]

Hey,
oh -so you dont look at there tits???? I see. Haha, na I can have a stab, but only in the right situations do I get the courage. Ie. Party where I know 10-50% or people ther, sitting on about 4-5 beers and teh hottie is still quite sober, but has started her drinkng for the night. That is good situation. At a club wit ha couple of mates, sloshed/sober/cruising (no difference) hotties dancing = no courage what so ever!!! :bounce:
Ah well, guess I'll have to go to other people's parties more often!!! lol
Sam :hb:

[Intruder]

"Hey Baby" - in butthead voice

"I looked up and all I saw was you, I just had to come tell you that." (then start walking away)


"Im sorry, but could you leave, my friends want me to spend some time paying attention to them"

Nostalgia -
"Can I buy you a drink"
probably the oldest line in da book...

[exa18]

I showed a girl my dick the other day, does this count?

Which reminds me, I've got to tell work I have to go to court next Monday.

[TTriX]

court???

did she call pest control cause you let the python out?
hahahaha
ok...i might just be funny to me-hehe
T