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ExaBaybee
15th January 2003, 02:11 AM
well seeing how we whored the other topic.. i figured id give us a new topic to add to
heheheheh
post ya favorite lines.. quotes scenes.. whatever...

ill post this in the whats new forum if it goes well in here..
gotta love that old move the topic button.. hehehehe

This is tumbler... well he can drive just anything with wheels....................... and some things without.... this is freb and he can order pizza like nobodies business....

man i love gone in sixty seconds ...
:cheers: :chuckle: :bounce: :afro:

Master Yoda
15th January 2003, 02:27 AM
in the words of Sgt. Bilko

Lets go Campers it's 10am, Time to start the day

-Mike

BENRYS
15th January 2003, 05:43 PM
the moaning from the last porno

or

great scott!

Akela
15th January 2003, 09:27 PM
Just check my signature out, now thats a line. From the best movie FIGHT CLUB, by the god Tyler Durden(Brad Pitt):mafia:

Blood
15th January 2003, 10:21 PM
mine .. dont really have one
but i will be boring ...

COWABUNGA !! ( ninja turtles )
I'll Be Back ( just about every Arnold Swartznegger movie [spelling]

but .. my truthful one.. cant really think of one !!

Blood
15th January 2003, 10:31 PM
oh crap... i know what mine are !!!
(sorry for double post)

My favourite sayings are -

99% of what :homer: Homer Simpsons says & does :homer: ( From The Simpsons ) :homer:
:bart: <--- The Boy !
:homer: <--- Homer
:millhouse: faggit friend of Barts ( the boy )

hee hee... got to use all teh simpsons Smilies .. hee hee

ronin
15th January 2003, 11:36 PM
the mighty ducks movies..

3rd one.

goldburg: pucks flyin at me on and off the ice... why are people always hitting pucks at me??

fulton: your a goalie dude.. deal.


die hard with a vengance: yippy kai yay.. motherfucker

ghosts on mars: who you callin scumbag motherfucker?

ig to heaps of em.. they'll do for now.

I3ooyah
16th January 2003, 12:38 AM
"which one is ur wallet?"

"its the one with bad ass mother farker on it"

-Pulp Fiction

GPexa
16th January 2003, 03:15 AM
Threesome - "Sex, it's like pizza, even if it's bad it's still pretty good"

TTriX
16th January 2003, 04:49 AM
there are so many...
but my all time favourite is...
"wanna shot at the title?"-lethal weapon(mel gibson)
T
i use it quite frequently!

EXA ACE
16th January 2003, 04:59 AM
1. austin powers so you wanna be the big guy on campus huh you wanna wear the daddy pants ooorrr look you goona cry now you goona squirt some stuff huh

2 cheech and chong i think we are lost.....no i know exatally where we are.... yes.....and where is that o isee we are in the middle of fucking nowhere


EXA ACE:alien2:

EXA ACE
16th January 2003, 05:01 AM
AND IM NOT A EXA NEWBIE EITHER (THATS NOT A LINE OUT OF A MOVIE EITHER) REECE

jfet
16th January 2003, 05:39 AM
"hang on lady we going for a ride"
The little chinese kid in Indiana Jones and the temple of Doom.

Blood
16th January 2003, 04:31 PM
i know i have already posted..
but -

" Welcome, to the REAL WORLD ! "

from a movie, which is one of my favourites..
i will let u all guess...

GTS20tExa
16th January 2003, 07:03 PM
"did not know who he was fuckn with"... guess who and what movie.

btw Tyler Durten was Edward Norton, theoretically Brad Pit didn't exist ;)

Got Exa
16th January 2003, 08:08 PM
From Catch me if you can. You have to have seen it to get it though.

"Do you want to hear me tell a joke?"

"Knock knock"

other dudes: "Who's there?"

"Go fuck yourselves"

KAMELEON
16th January 2003, 10:57 PM
.....head or gut.........
bruce willis
last boy scout;)

Exaterrestrial
17th January 2003, 01:01 AM
when i pull up at the lights i wind down my window and say "i used to race here back in highschool" and "on green i'm goin for it!, VROOM VROOM!" also from training day "the game's chess not checkers motherfucker!" more to come,
ET

turbo18exa
17th January 2003, 02:29 AM
we have 2 possible lesbians here .............

standing by for confirmation trucker in american pie 2 and also

you grandmother fucker (finch to stiffler) mother fucker (stiffler to finch ) (finch )yes i am american pie 3

Master Yoda
17th January 2003, 02:45 AM
here's another one for me

any line in a star wars movie but these are my favs

Han: You didn't see us in the south passage, She expressed her true feelings for me!

Leia: Why, you stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking, nerf herder!

Han : Who's scruffy looking?

and:

Han: Affraid I was gunna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss!

Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie!

Han: I can arrange that, He could use a good kiss!

and:

Han: Well Princess, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer!

Leia: I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks it's dangerous for anyone to leave the system until they've activated the energy shield

Han: That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight

Leia: I don't know where you get you delusions, laser brain!

Chewy Laughs!

Han: Laugh it up, fuzzball!

AND then of course anything said by YODA

-Mike

ExaBaybee
17th January 2003, 02:50 AM
Lois Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone!
Ace Ventura: Is it number one or number two? I just want to know how much time I have.

heheheh that one will forever crack me up ... hehehe

NEWBIE
17th January 2003, 03:23 AM
Rabbit - 8 mile. "im still standin here screamin fuck the real world"

vietnamese whore - full metal Jaket" hey you soldier boy got girlfrined vietnam? no? well me so horny baby"

Dont know why but it always cracks me up..:devilburn

NEWBIE
17th January 2003, 03:25 AM
oh yeah and the bath room guy outa hot chick "remember, more than 2 shakes and your playing with it":moonsmili

EXA ACE
17th January 2003, 04:28 AM
yeah i like ace to another fav is

lllllike a glove

drzexa
17th January 2003, 09:52 PM
Its gotta be "Go ahead........make my day!":mafia:

ExaGP#98
18th January 2003, 02:06 AM
The Mask - *Kicked in tha nuts* " She is so coy.... I love it!

hahaha... and yeah practically any insult or punch line outta 8 mile

ExaBaybee
19th January 2003, 01:06 AM
heheh
any line from any jim carrey movie.. well nearly any of em ...
liar liar is one of the goodies....


:bounce: :heehee:

deanowski
20th January 2003, 10:31 AM
I'm sure i remember MRX42U printed on Juian's car, you know the one wit da mad bodykit, pls reply

dean

deanowski
20th January 2003, 10:32 AM
ignore my prev post, posted in wrong place

anyway mines "Get down" in just about every arnie movie

ha ha

Nugget
20th January 2003, 05:13 PM
I have two
"It's not how you sand by your car its how you race yar car"
From the best car movie ever made F & F

And this one im cant remember what movie its from but,
"I've got two guns, one for the both of ya"

KilerExa
20th January 2003, 08:30 PM
"Slater you fuckin hippie, give me drugs man."

"Get some from your mother."

"Yeah, we just bagged your mother."

"OK, Fuck you dickheads!"


DAZED and CONFUSED

Nugget
20th January 2003, 10:33 PM
heres a scen from gone in 60sec
Reins driving the GT in the drain, and the cop in the chopper is reading out his speed,

110, 130, 140, 160, 180, i've lost em.

Bare in mind thats miles not kays

turbo18exa
20th January 2003, 10:52 PM
"I'm the backwards man ,the backwards man ,im the backwards man the backwards man i can run backward faster than u can cause im the backwards man the backwards man the backwards man "

this is out of freddy got fingered if u havent seen this movie i suggest u do :)

NIP007
21st January 2003, 05:53 PM
Freddy Got Fingered was pretty funny lol specially the part when his friend stacks it on the half pipe and has his bone showing on his knee and the dude bends down and starts lickin it :help: My favorite line:

Jet Li in Lethal Weapon 4 - something along the lines of "If you were in Hong Kong you'd already be dead". :mafia:

NissanNiNjA
7th August 2003, 04:12 PM
busta rymes: halloween: COME GET SOME!!

umm i dont know the actor but: in a VH1
movie..... Only 3 things matter cars, pussy, and ROCK & ROLL

EXAtreme
7th August 2003, 05:50 PM
freddy got fingered::::


"daddy would u like some sausages!!! sausages!!! sausages!!! "(freddy is playin the piono or something with sausages tied to his fingures) (only be funny if u have seen freddy got fingered)

Ali G:

"dats well wicked"

Ali G:

--Ali :"mr boombastic, mr boom boom boom boom boom BBBASTTIICC!!!"

--His Woman: "is it in yet?"

mousy
7th August 2003, 10:42 PM
this one always gets me
¨oh my god, you killed Kenny¨
¨you bastards¨

pr0nix
8th August 2003, 12:26 AM
go revell in you MEATS OF EVIL -

dumb like a moose dib, dumb like a moose,

at the end of this tunnel is a ROOM WITH A MOOSE!

jiggly and full of juice

- invader zim

Jessie
8th August 2003, 10:27 AM
Gotta be out of Two Towers (I know you're all going to laugh)

Gimli - "What's going on? I can't see."
Legolas (Ooooohhhhh baby) - "Would you like me to tell you? Or should I get you a box?"

And anything out of a Pauly Shore movie.

Jack - "Oh thats it. I saw her first, and look what happens. Same thing that happened with Gabriella, I saw her first too. And Wanda Toughman in the first grade, I saw her first. And that woman in Palm Springs that turned out to be a man? I saw that thing first too. You know why I'm not just killing you right now?"
Bones - "Cause you can't cook a snake?" (In the Army Now)

Bones- "So what are you going to do if I get us rescued?"
Christine- "I will......take off all your clothes, tie you to the bed, rub warm oil all over your body from your toes right up to the top of that head, and proceed to have the freakiest, nastiest sex with you, that you have ever had."
Bones- "Pop." (In the Army Now)


Stoney and Link - "Check out the fresh nugs, weezing the juice, awwwooooooooooo bud---dy." (Encino Man)


Crawl - "Chickens?? You have chickens?? Oh I love chickens. Bwwaakkkkk bwak bwakbwak bwak." (Son In Law)

EXA001
8th August 2003, 11:04 AM
"would you like a smoke and a pancake" (in accent)
Austins Powers - 3

"its my duty..... to please....your booty"
Shaft


There a couple of my favourites.:D

ExaBaybee
8th August 2003, 11:14 AM
"Thank god im a country boy" hehehe.... i love pauly shore.


and i know its not from a movie.. well not yet anyway there still making it..
"SMEG" "SMEGHEAD" "SMEGOFF" "SMEGEN HELL" Pretty much anything that starts with smeg... ( hehehe) Red Dwarf.

And every single line from SPACEBALLS

crazyexa
8th August 2003, 12:16 PM
hey uygs

or guys even hehe

the butler from mr deeds

" i am very very sneaky sir "
" i think you underestimate the sneakiness sir "
" sneaky sneaky "

you gotta love the accent it just isnt the same without the accent

bye bye peoples

Steve

ExaBaybee
8th August 2003, 12:24 PM
adam sandler is a god...:) lol..

"what's your name? He'll write it for you " - Big Daddy.

"miss stogger, My plastic surgeon doesnt want me doing anything that has balls flying at my face" - Amber
"Well there goes your social life" - dion (stacy dash) Clueless

lol

viper
9th August 2003, 04:31 PM
THAT IS SOOOO UNFAIR

I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE

YOU ARE NOT MY MATE AND YOU ARE NOT MY FELLOW DJ


iuf you seen the movie you know what i mean, ya just need the accent. and if ya aint seen it HIRE ITS now cause it is well wikked

QuIcK$hIfT
10th August 2003, 05:53 AM
Next friday; well i'm glad you said that son, cause now you grown, don't bring your black ass back home.

it's time for me and yo mother to run around the house butt nekid.

and the line; it's friday, you ain't got no job, an you ain't got fuck all to do!

QuIcK$hIfT
10th August 2003, 06:01 AM
Happy gilmore; "you know that mister mister lady, i think i just a, killed er!"

"you suck you stupid clown"

Rascal
10th August 2003, 12:12 PM
VIPER: KEVIN AND PERRY GO LARGE IS FUCKEN WIKID!!!

as for fav lines:

"it used to be i was runnen to go places, i never thought it would take me anywhere" Tom Hanks in Forest Gump
and pretty much anything from that movie.

"SEEEE YAAAAA...." Lettie from TFTF at race wars racen the black guy she hits the nos and leaves him in the dust.

"Three Times...."
"Yeah sorry im not feeling my best today" (courtney cox and jim carry in Ace Ventura) followed by more hanky panky

heaps more just gotta think of them

SparKNearMg
16th August 2003, 04:52 PM
I've got a quite a few favorite qoutes from movies...here's a some of 'em.

From Army of Darkness just after Ash blows the face off of Evil Ash he says; "Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun."

From Bowling for Columbine; Michael Moore has just gone into a bank in his home town of Flint, Michigan and opend up a bank account. On opening up the account he recieved a gun, c/o the bank. This was his response:
"Now here's my first question, don't you guys think it's a little dangerous handing out guns in a bank?"

The Next is from the Beginning of Scarface, where Al Pacino's character, Tony Montana, is still in Liberty City and he's recieved the task for which he'l get his green card.
"Tell your friend in Miami, it'll be a pleasure. I kill a communist for fun but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice."

In Happy Gilmore, where he thinks he's finally beaten Bob Barker up...this one get's me every damn time!
"The price is wrong, Bob!"

I could go one for days about qoutes from movies, as I love them so much, but those are my favories.

scott
18th August 2003, 12:09 PM
Anything from "CHOPPER" I think I know just about the whole friggin' script but if I had to narrow it down to just one it would have to be " sorry was I being rude?". The whole movie cracks me up.:heehee:

Friendly
20th August 2003, 11:35 AM
snatch:
shut up and sit down you big bald F*&k

you bet your bollocks to a barn dance you're not backin out

I thought he was a getaway driver. now what the f*&k can he get away from?

Tigz
24th August 2003, 03:04 AM
in Chopper when Chop is in the carpark with Sammy the Turk having their argument and Turk guy starts swearing in turkish and gets capped. For some reason i find it funny i dont kno why tho seeing im also also turkish my turkish mates all hated it but i love it. :heehee:
Also where abouts in Melbourne is Bojangles??? I wanna come down for a holiday prolly on the christmas break n i wanna see that place.

jac_2003us
24th August 2003, 07:30 AM
Shrek

"We can stay uplate swapping manly storys, and in the morning I"M MAKING WOFFELS!!!!!!!!!!!!.

gERVs
24th August 2003, 09:53 AM
anything from Ali G and tom green,

but i would also have to say "GET DOWN"

lmao, or line said by steven segal before he fights

XANDER-89GP
29th August 2003, 02:22 AM
its my sig its out of bad boys 2:heehee:

Matt
29th August 2003, 12:24 PM
Chopper:

"Jimmy, is that you?... You fucken tiprat"

"Out there he's the painters and dockers, in here he's nothing but another bare bum in the shower..."

Snatch & Lock Stock have the best lines:

"Do you klnow what nemesis means?... A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent - personified in this instance by a horrible c**t... me!"

"What? Proper fucked??"

"Whats that... in your trousers?" "Its a gun" "Thats not a gun, thats a fucken cannon, whatchya need that for?" "Protection!" "Protection? From what... zee germans??"

Heaps more where they come from!

Jessie
29th August 2003, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by jac_2003us
Shrek

"We can stay uplate swapping manly storys, and in the morning I"M MAKING WOFFELS!!!!!!!!!!!!.


LOL, yeah.

"You hear that? She called me a noble steed. She thinks I'm a steed."

"I like what you've done with that boulder. That is a nice boulder."

Infact anything Donkey says, he's soooooo cool.

EVLEXA
29th August 2003, 01:46 PM
:mafia:

The scene where Paul Walker takes Vin Diesel back to his fort, and Dom's sister breaks them up from fighting in the living room and she takes him to get a drink, and she turns to him and says

"you need to get some sleep and you really, really need to have a shower"

That made me feel so sorry for that poor man, but i couldn't stop thinking that if he had a shower before hand that we could of got a rather nice amateur porn sex scene on a car movie, the way it should be, the guys drive the cars, and the cars get the pussy"

L8r

:hitwall:

^DeReK^
30th August 2003, 06:00 PM
Ali G

"ei, stop disrespecting these bitches!"

Austin Powers

"whoopdi di doo basil....but what does it all mean?"

Van Wilder: Party Liasion

when the 2 lil kids walk out the party.
"i luv u man!"
"no mannnn i luuuv U!"
have to see it to get the jist.

and also from same movie, the pakistani dood
"i want to go muff diving"

Royal
31st August 2003, 06:08 PM
KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
-training gay

Serina
4th September 2003, 02:17 PM
"No one ever knows anyone,
And that is why you will never know me!"

Such a good line

Rina
:bat:

ExaBaybee
4th September 2003, 02:38 PM
Vin in Fast n Furious to Jesse (mmmm damn chads hot) -
"Take that upstairs... you cant detail a car with the covers on"

Jesse Fast n Furious - "was that fun?"

and yes shrek is quite funny....
olgas are like onions..... THEY SMELL... no they have layers... hehehehehehehhehe

Sankey
5th September 2003, 10:08 PM
"Catch you on the flipside" - Boondock Saints

"Tyrone, when your reversing things come from behind." - Snatch

Sankey
5th September 2003, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by ExaBaybee
"Thank god im a country boy" hehehe.... i love pauly shore.


and i know its not from a movie.. well not yet anyway there still making it..
"SMEG" "SMEGHEAD" "SMEGOFF" "SMEGEN HELL" Pretty much anything that starts with smeg... ( hehehe) Red Dwarf.

And every single line from SPACEBALLS


ROFL Pauly Shore is an absoulute CHAMPION and Red Dwarf can hardly be beaten

Matt
6th September 2003, 03:28 AM
Syten, Boondock Saints along with Snatch and Lock Stock have got to be among the best comedy/dramas of all time!

Hairball
6th September 2003, 03:46 AM
I knew you'd love this thread Matty he he...
I love anything to do with Grandpa Simpson, American Pie's 1,2 and to a lesser extent 3
also Austin Powers :D 'vedy vedy toit' (very very tight) 'toit like a toiga'
Most of mattys are friggin great entertainment too :) Snatch and Chopper rule
You Overseas people need to see Chopper with... ohhhh whats the actors name???? out of Hulk

ExaBaybee
6th September 2003, 01:53 PM
Eric Banner... :)
bloody good actor...

Empire Records... - "damn the man Save the Empire" - Pretty all the cast say this line hehe
Empire Records. - "Pick up the phone knucklehead" Joe
Empire Records - "whats with today, today?" Lucas

Sankey
6th September 2003, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by Matt
Syten, Boondock Saints along with Snatch and Lock Stock have got to be among the best comedy/dramas of all time!

Bloody oath mate. bloody oath

Matt
6th September 2003, 10:12 PM
Its Eric Bana

Paz
7th September 2003, 01:21 AM
"aahh the last peanut, overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers" - Homer Simpson

Lestat
8th September 2003, 05:25 PM
fav quote, easily
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." - Jules in Pulp Fiction.

or "Old Enough To Know Better, But Young Enough To Not Give A Fuck."
its not outta a movie but its still kickass

Smeagol
9th September 2003, 10:46 AM
Snatch - Brick top - In the quiet words of the virgin mary, come again?

Tommy - Whats wrong with this trailer.

Door comes off

Turkish - Oh nothing tommy, it's tip top

Lord Of The Rings 2 towers

Gollum speaking to Smeagol (Himself of course)

Smeagol - But master's my friend

Gollum - You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you.

I luv Smeagol lol

:cheers: :bat: :cheers:

Sankey
9th September 2003, 11:21 PM
NICE ONE BRUVVA - Human Traffic

and the entire quote from when Jip is gettin ready to go out for the night. bloody awesome

ExaBaybee
10th September 2003, 12:01 AM
ill leave that quote for warren....


"So charlie we drive into the square"
"piatza,arfur piatza "
"yeah right sorry charlie" The Italian Job


"But But But ...your bleck" lethal weapon 2

Pulsar_Juggalo
8th February 2005, 02:04 AM
Ash in Army of Darkness:
"THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!!!"

Scene in Dagma where Jay, Silent Bob, Bethany, and Rufis are outside the Mooby resturant:
Jay: Tell me something about me!
Rufis: You masterbate more than anyone on the planet.
Jay: S*&t everyone knows that, tell me something no one knows!
Rufis: When you do it you're thinkin about guys.
Silent Bob: *looks at jay with a firghtened look*
Jay: Dude, not all the time!

mrvph
8th February 2005, 03:22 AM
From the movie, slow and delirious...... sorry, I meant fast and furious:

1 Brian - "dooood i almost haaad youu"
2. Vin - "you almost had me, you never had me, you never had your car"
3. Crowd - "ooooooooooohhhhhh"


4........... and of course the "motec system exhaust"


yeah i havent seen many interesting movies..... :(

Oh, and in Legally Blonde 2 "whos ready to dick charge!!!!!......errr, whatever!"

And in Saving Silvermann, Amanda Detmer (shes soooo cute!!! :eyerotate ) plays Sandy Perkus........ " I AM NOT......A SLUT "

AndrewR
8th February 2005, 10:31 AM
The 'Duck Season, Wabbit season' arguments in one of the bugs bunny cartoons...


'Wabbit season'
'Duck season'
'Wabbit season'
'Wabbit season'
'Duck season FIRE!!'...

Then there was the one with Elmer Fudd and the Dragon with a cold...

"When I say 'Whoa', I mean 'WHOA'... THWAP.

Ben Hewitson
8th February 2005, 10:41 AM
"its not how you stand by your car... its how you race your car that matters..." (thanks justin....)
"bubba... i can't feel my legs....."
"...you take the ugley one...which ones the ugley one.. they both look ugley to me...."
"its a little fly shit junior..." (smokey and the bandit....)

sikmon
8th February 2005, 10:47 AM
in the matrix when neo runs into the guy on the mobile phone, the guy says"What the shit!?", best line ever........

ExA-toO-Go
8th February 2005, 10:51 AM
blood ur quote wasnt from matrix was it

my favourite is:

Car salesman: Hello my names roger
Nick Cage: Funny that my names roger too, 2 rogers dont make a right. (Gone in 60 secs)

What does it say about the slavisarka, its the capital of the chetz repubilc. Heres a interesting fact, u made out with ur sister (euro trip)

What happened to u last night, I got robbed, it was awsome (euro trip)

Infact i like all the lines of eurotrip

LANGLEY_GT
8th February 2005, 01:57 PM
this is my fav at the moment..
From Team America

Spottswoode: Please, Gary, step into my car.

Gary: Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. Then, if I go down on you, I get a movie part.

Spottswoode: ...Nnno, I just want to show you something.

Gary: Yeah, I'll bet you do.

Spottswoode: Please, Gary, I'm not from Hollywood, I'm not going to fuck your mouth, and my time is extremely valuable!

Gary: Jesus, this is a nice limo.

Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now, suck my cock! Haha! Just kidding.

NXR20T
8th February 2005, 02:02 PM
Ford Fairlane : classic movie and the line : Heres to you....sucking my dick....Owww!

and from Team America: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

88nxse
8th February 2005, 04:42 PM
-First things first, where's your shitter! I got a turtleheadhead pokin' out!
OOOHHH, it's all squinchy! I'm gettin' all emotional from it.
-Jesus Christ, he's tiny! I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap! Wait a
minute....he kinda looks like a baby...Come here! I'm gonna eat you! I'm
bigger than you are, higher up on the food chain! Get in my belly!!
-106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark,
and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
-You have the ring....and I see your schwartz is as big as mine...but let's see how
well you....handle it...
-It's got a cop motor: a 440 cubic inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension,
cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on
regular gas. What do you say, is this the new Bluesmobile, or what? Fix the
cigarette lighter.
-Hey Solly, remember how I said I'd kill you last? Yeah, yeah ya did! I LIED.
AHHHHHH!!!! Where's Solly? I let him go.
-What is your favorite color? Red, no blue! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
-Run away, run away!!
-Do you know why I pulled you over? Littering. Littering, and...littering and,
littering and, littering and, littering and....Littering and smokin' the reefer. Now
to teach you boys a lesson, Officer Rabbit and I are going to stand here while
you three smoke the whole bag. Please no...
-The snozzberries taste like snozzberries

Just for a few hehe

Ben Hewitson
8th February 2005, 04:52 PM
"cant stop here.... bat country..." Fear & loathing in Las Vegas...
"You were only suposed to blow the bloody doors off!..." Italian job (original)

Redseven
8th February 2005, 04:52 PM
Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)

The Man: "I saw three of these dusters a short time ago. They were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters there were three men."
Cheyenne: "So?"

The Man: "Inside the men there were three bullets."

Cheyenne: "That's a crazy story, Harmonica, for two reasons. One, nobody around these part's got the guts to wear those dusters except Cheyenne's men. Two, Cheyenne's men don't get killed."

Rioja
8th February 2005, 05:29 PM
NICE ONE BRUVVA - Human Traffic

lol... my favourite scene, EVER.

I can't really think of any at the moment, but this one always stuck in my head:

"Donnie Darko, sounds like some kind of superhero..."
"What makes you think I'm not?"


Trippy movie that one :P

exagrandprix104
8th February 2005, 05:39 PM
Crackerjack - Homebrew my arse, get that shit down to forensics!

Starsky & Hutch: "Who you gonna go for, we have to choose 1 and stick to it"
"I kinda prefer Blondes"
"Good, cos ill take anything"