Whats ur FAv Simpsons line

[Master Yoda]

:homer: Hello, My name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me!

<Guy Behind Counter> Ok Mr Burns, Whats ur first name?

:homer: I don't know


or Mr Burns : Excellent

[ExaBaybee]

See my loafers ... former gophers...
damn cant remember the rest of it
:bart:

[TTriX]

bart-"how can a guy with glasses that thick be so stupid!"
T

[Blood]

I can recall my favourite one...
has sooo many !!

But on that note -
I think that THE SIMPSONS will be around for many more years to come !
absolutley halarious show... !! (spelling)
love it !!!!!!
Good work the the makers !! .
it is more of an adult cartoon, rather than a kids cartoon ;)
Anyhow.. that was my 2 cents
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[ExaGP#98]

Homer : " Yes yes this rocks!"

and anythin snake says

[Miss Exa]

"eat my shorts"

"dont have a cow man"

hahahahahah you can tell i dont watch the simpsons, there to down class for me, haha:chuckle:

[ExaGP#98]

oh oh ... and i just saw one 2nite...
"Bitchin!" - Bart....

[Hairball]

Grandpa - I'm in looooove......




oh no wait -
its a stroke!
[ ambulance sirens ]

[jfet]

No tv no beer make homer go crazy. No tv no beer make homer go crazy! . . . No tv no beer make homer umm?. . . go crazy? Dont mind if I do whowhwowhowhwo blahblahblah ( runs in circle on the floor)

Hee hee hee

[KAMELEON]

yes thatll do nicely yes

[mephi]

(':homer:') "if you're gonna get made at me every time i do something stupid, then i guess i'll just have to stop doing stupid things!"

[Lonx]

'this isnt my house......' (old man)

[turbo18exa]

DOH

[Hairball]

pull ya pant down to 'round ya ankles and sing it!
"the old grand-ma, she aint what she used to be, aint what she used to be, aint waht she used to be......"

[ExaBaybee]

nightly in the chatroom.. simpsons trivia... and yes im going to change the questions and im going to get new ones...

Martin : TEAM DISCOVERY CHANNEL...

[Dachef]

Episode where Homer reads the Illyad.

Homer rolls in the Trojan Horse

Flanders - Playing a Trojan King "Now every time someone gets wood they'll think of Trojans"

[ExaBaybee]

hahhaha.. homers a classic..

barneys burps are wikked,....
"i lost my dog too" looks around "his in here somewhere"

hahahahha

[Keyroo]

Best lines out of hte simpsons

principle skinner: i know you can read my mind bart and i'm gonna get ur ass,,, yes, i think words i dont' say,,,

Homer: i know you can read my mind boy,,,, meow meow meow meow mewo etc :P

i lvoe that one :P

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homer reading paper: OMG! free tram-mampoline!

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Homer after his car has sea shells stuck all over it: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP,, MY CAR!!!

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Homer while marge, bart and millhouse play 'pefect date'
"ohhhhh i got the stud, dno't wait up marge i've got a hot date tonight!"

Bart: oh man i got the dud

Homer: HAHA you got the dud *points to millhouse* HEY IT LOOKS LIKE YOU FOUR EYES!



sorry, i love that show :P

Matty :)

[68IOU1]

finally remembered mine


homer sitting in a pile of sugar in his backyard half asleep - ripped off from the movie 'scarface'

"First you get the sugar.......then you get the power.......then you get the women...."

[ExaBaybee]

Mulder and Scully in the springfield files... hehehe
Mulder running on treadmill.. Scully and Mulder watching...
[M]Mulder[/B] " And whats the point of this test Scully?"
Scully "No point .. i just fatty could do to loose some weight"
Mulder "its so hypnotic"
Scully " Yes ,,, Like a lava lamp"
hahaha i laffed soooooooooooooooo hard.. nearly wet mineself..
hahahah


:alien2: :help: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned:

[Howie]

Originally posted by 68IOU1
finally remembered mine


homer sitting in a pile of sugar in his backyard half asleep - ripped off from the movie 'scarface'

"First you get the sugar.......then you get the power.......then you get the women...."

Man i was thinking of the same one!! :hairgrow: :cheers: :moonsmili

[boostinhard]

Hey,
cant remeber the first part of my fav bit (mental block, but its something like this:
Some Guy: "Are you Crazy or just plain stupid?"
Grandpa simpson: "A litle from Column A a little from Column B..."
hahaha

[Dachef]

Originally posted by boostinhard
Hey,
cant remeber the first part of my fav bit (mental block, but its something like this:
Some Guy: "Are you Crazy or just plain stupid?"
Grandpa simpson: "A litle from Column A a little from Column B..."
hahaha

Nah, man. It's when Grandma Simpson is running away, the FBI Agent asks Grandpa "Are you senile or just plain stalling??" and then Grandpa says "A little from column A and a little from column B"

Oh god, I know too much about this show. :eek:

[boostinhard]

Hey,
yeah - well I said that I couldnt remember the first part of it - wasnt far off!
Sam

[boostinhard]

Hey,
yeah - well I said that I couldnt remember the first part of it - wasnt far off!
Sam

[Jessie]

Oh so many, where to start???

HOMER- Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, like hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

BART- Do you wear boxers or briefs?
HOMER- No.
BART- What religion are you?
HOMER- You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, um, christianinty.


HOMER- Stealing? How could you? Haven't you learnt anything from that guy who gives the sermons at church? Captain whats-his-name?
:bounce:

Jessie

[cogs]

I know this is an old post, but it deserves to be dug up..

"Saxamaphone" -Homer
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"No you dont, that tramampoline is mine!" -Homer
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"You're a baboon.. baboon, baboon, baboon!" -Homer
"Lisa, I dont think you realise what you're saying" -Homer
"BABOON!!" -Lisa
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"Quick boy, he's got the taste for meat now" -Homer
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"Aww, this is Lenny? I wanted the black one.." -Homer
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"Yea and they sell cheeseburgers too, only they dont call 'em cheeseburgers" -Lou
"Hah, what do they call 'em Lou?" -Chief Wigum
"They call 'em Krusty Burgers" -Lou

(The last being a Pulp fiction joke)


Some of them are probably a bit wrong, but they should be pretty close..

There's sooo many quotables!! I love the simpsons!

[White_Dwarf79]

Homer " Quick operator! What's the number for 911?"

[ExaBaybee]

gotta love this bringing posts back from the dead.. hahaha

"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day." Homer
"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES." Homer

[GPexa]

Marge: "Have you noticed any change in Bart?"
Homer: "New glasses?"
Marge: "No, he looks like something might be disturbing him."
Homer: "Probably misses his old glasses."

[NXR_ADELAIDE]

Man........so many to choose from. Can't remember words exact but here goes......

1)Phone call:

Homer rings Dean

Dean: Hello
Homer: Hello dean, your a stupid head.
Dean: Homer is that you
Homer: AHHHHHH :funnylarf



2) Homer talks to marge

Homer: I'm gona get you the best thing a husband can get his wife........an anullment from his secret wife.


Homer is da KING!!! YOu da MaN!!

[Moh]

Bart - "I want to get emancipated!"
Homer - "Emancipated? Don't you like being a dude?"

When Homer tries to secretly gain access into Marge's rehab clinic...
Homer - "I'm here to deliver a package for Marge Simpson."
Attendent - "Where's the package?"
Homer - "Doh!"

Lionel Hutz - "Mr Simpson I don't often say this, but you sir are a hero. This is the greatest case of false advertising since I sued the makers of the film, "The Never Ending Story".

Marge - "What did you learn in Church today kids?"
Bart - "Hell."
Homer - "Don't swear!"
Bart - "Well I sure as 'hell' can't tell you we learnt about 'hell' without mentioning the word 'hell' now can I? Hell!"

Homer - "Oh Marge! I can't, steal money. I can't print my own money. I have to work for money. Why don't I just curl up and die?"

After meeting Tony Blair at Londo airport
Homer - "I can't believe we met Mr Bean!"

[sEXAppeal]

HOMER- "but marge! weazelling out of things is what seperates us from the animals.........except the weazel.

HOMER- "Bart's a tutor now.... TOT ON SON.. TOT ON!!"

HOMER- "I'm just going out tooo.... stalk lenny and carl"

HOMER- " oo i have a hard enough time rememberring things as it is (looks at his hand which says LENNY-WHITE, CARL-BLACK)

[WantEXA]

Some Guy With Kewl Voice - Hey Fatty, Do Urself a Favour and Get Urself Some Underpants! (to homer)
WantEXA

[Omni]

Barney and some chick in the hot tub coming up with a new jingle: "MR Plow is a looser and i think he is a boozer"

Chief Wigum: "Dont write checks your butt cant handle"

Smithers computer with Mr Burns picture on it: "Hello Smithers, YOU TURN ME ON"

When the Flanders has the big BBQ to announce the opening of the Leftorium, and Homer is still at home he says something like : "They will come back and ill be dead from hunger! And ill be laughing, laughing at them all"

Dr Hibbert: "Nurse cancel my 1:00 appointment"
Homer: "Woooohooo, look at that flubber fly"

Patty or Selma after Homer just walks in the room: "It just got fatter in here"

There are heaps more
just gotta remember them

[cogs]

Homer buys snakes car from a police auction..
"She takes premium duuuuude, preeeeeeemium!!" -Snake

Snake sets up a trap to try to decapitate homer..
"Fat guys head falls off, little bandit comes to a gentle stop.." -Snake

Milhouse's parents are having an argument at the Simpsons' dinner party..
They're all playing pictionary..
"Even an idiot can understand this one, look, its a door!" -Mr Vanhousen
"Thats a door?!" -Homer

"I dont beleive it, I passed, I actually passed!, I.. I.. kissed the teacher!" -Bart

When Homer and Marge are lookin after Burnsie's mansion..
".. and if the house catches on fire, call this number" -Mr Burns
"Right, right.. the fire brigade" -Marge
"Yes, they're new.. but they're good" -Mr Burns

"Release the hounds" -Mr Burns

"You know Smithers, I might donate a million dollars to the local orphanage.. haha.. when pigs fly"
*pig from Homer's barbeque catapults through the sky in front of the window Mr Burns is looking out of*
"Ah sir, will you be donating that money to the orphanage now?" -Smithers
"No.. I'd still prefer to keep it" -Mr Burns

In the special 3D episode, homer throws a cone which lands in his butt and throws it which causes a whole to form in the universe which starts to get bigger..
"I'm gonna be sucked into a black-hole.. I'm gonna be sucked into a black-hole, I'm gonna be sucked into a black-hole.. and I dont know what to do!"

Not sure about that last one, havent seen it for a while!

The episode with "Grimey" in it..
Homer is about to drink a beaker of acid and Grimey grabs it off him just in time..
"hahaha.. Boy would my face have been red!" -Homer

[exa_nrg]

"hi, im Kent Brockman...and this is EYE ON SPRINGFIELFD! *insert jingle

homer- wooow, info-tainment

[Diego V]

Homer- What... that internet thing is still around....... and it's on computers now?!?!?!

Funny Shit
Peace Out

[dm63]

I've been watching that show since it came out on network TV back when I was five.

Medical Marijuana Episode:
...And it's all thanks to yes-i-canabis, hmmph! (walks into kitchen and gasps) We have a Kitchen!

I could keep writting but i'd easily be here for a week straight.

(Edit) I just thought of some that i have to put.

Soap Box Derby Racer Episode:
I don't know jack sqaut about my boy, I'm a horrible father! (starts crying and marge's sisters say "you're also fat.") I'm also fat!

Marge goes to prision:
(Marge says, "Is that a holloween costume?") (Homer's wearing a devil costume and swinging the tail and inocently says "no."

Not sure of the episode:
Homer is imagining himself in th devil costume dancing around a grave that reads "R.I.P Good Homer" while playing maracas and chanting "I am evil homer, i am evil homer, i am evil homer...

[ExaBaybee]

its not actually a quote but more of a sign..
Episode with bart in juvi...
sign on wall says..
Prison Guards Wanted....
(under it, it says)
IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOUR TOO QUALIFIED

HAHAHHAHHA

[auzdark]

radioactive man: MY EYES! THE GOGGLES TO NOTHING!!!!

or

homer: 'i dont know' (just after eating the really sour lollie at the candy convention)

[Injured Pegus]

oh lookit me im making people happy im the magical man from happyland i live in a gumdrop house

[cogs]

"Seymour, you have to think of the children's future." -Edna
"Oh, Edna. We all know that these children HAVE no future." -Seymour
[Everyone stops and stares at Seymour.]
"Prove me wrong children. Prove me wrong." -Seymour

Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.
Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens

"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight." -Homer

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Homer: Look everyone! Now that I'm a teacher I've sewn patches on my elbows.
Marge: Homer that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Incorrect, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets!

"Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy." -Homer

"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night." -Homer

"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" -Homer

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!" -Homer

Burns: I suggest you leave immediately
Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

"Hi super-nintendo Chalmers" -Ralph

There are hundreds of good quotes off the simpsons, I'd forgotten most of these (I got most of this website, www.thesimpsonsquotes.com ..its awesome!!)

[gareth]

Bart ***flipping through name plates in Disneyland***: "Berry, Benjamin, bort, BORT?!?! who names their kid Bort anyway?!?!?! Why don't they have any Bart plates?!?!"
Random lady with her son ***walks by right after Bart finishes speaking***: "come along Bort we don't have time to look at name plates"
***Bart and Homer are walking through the underground control centre of Disnleyland***Random voice on intercom: "We're out of Bort licence plates in the souvenier shop!"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

***Eating Breakfast***
***Bart is about to eat Bacon*** Homer: "BART!!! Butter your Bacon, wait, now Bacon your sausage!!!"
Bart: "But dad, my heart!!!"


BAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH OOOO I live the simpsons!!!

[HiToRiKo]

homer - stampy ep

"teing him up is cruel, yelling in his ears is cruel, pulling on his tail is cruel - welll excuse me if im cruel!"

*forgive spelling laughing as typing*

[Wron-e]

When Moe gets plastic surgery done and he gets revenge on Duff man by putting a sticker on his face, Duff man says "Duff man can't breathe, oooh yeah"

hehehe it was on last night :devilgrin

[Skint]

My favourite is when homer lenny and karl are doing a skit for Mr burns' advertising campagne for new employees (because the others couldnt get the llid off a pickle jar)...

Lenny: Wow that was some graduation
Karl: Yeah sure was
Homer: but now with college behind us well need to think of the careers
Karl: What about chestnut roasting, people always need chestnuts
Lenny: How about begging, "I KNOW A PLACE THAT WILL SAW YOUR LEGS OFF"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE THAT LINE!!! If you wont you can get the song Lenny vs Eminem "My name is Lenny"

[DJ`aCiD`C]

Hey,
cant remeber the first part of my fav bit (mental block, but its something like this:
Some Guy: "Are you Crazy or just plain stupid?"
Grandpa simpson: "A litle from Column A a little from Column B..."
hahaha

haha thats my favourite line as well

[Puls R US]

I'm sure I dont have these exactly right, but...

Runner Up:

At the end of the show where Apu hires Homer he says:
"He ate my food, he stole from me and he slept on the job. He was the best damn employee I ever had!"

All Time Grand Champion:
When Homer fell into and plugged the hole in the reactor core that was going to blow and bring the world to an end Bart observed:

"Wow! that was the first time Dad's butt ever held back toxic gas!"

I think the Simpsons are far and away the greatest thing that's ever been on TV!

[legoboy]

I have two both from the same episode - the episode is when they're learning about the food chain and where meat comes from and Troy Mcclure say's

"Come on billy, lets take a look at the killing floor, although it's not really a floor, more of a steel grate so that blood and other waste can drain through"

Then after the movie Ralph says

"when I grow up i'm going to Bovine University"

Actually that whole episode makes me pee in my pants - especially when Lisa meet's Paul Mccartney in Apu's secret garden.

[Nugget]

See my loafers ... former gophers...
damn cant remember the rest of it
:bart:

Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food.
Thee only thing I'm hunting for is an outfit that looks good.

See my vest, see my vest,
made from real Gorilla chest.

See this sweater,
there's no better than authentic Irish Setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat.
My evening wear, vampire bat.

These white slippers are Albino
African endangered Rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear.
Turtle necks, I've got my share.

Breed of Poodle on my noodle
It shall rest.

Try my red Robin suit, it comes one breast or two.

See my vest,
see my vest,
see my vest.

Like my loafers, former gophers.
It was that, or skin my chauffeurs.

But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best,
so let's prepare these dogs


See my vest,
see my vest,
Oh please won't you see my vest.

I really like the vest.

[Nugget]

my line would be
Barney

"I dont know where you pixies came from but i sure like your pixie drink"

[AndrewR]

What else could it be ?

Mr Burns: EXAlent...

[MikeStone]

HOMER(LOOKING UNDER THE COUCH FOR THE LAST PEANUT): 50 BUCKS AAHHH, (HOMERS BRAIN):WAIT MONEY CAN BUY MORE PEANUTS, (HOMER): EXLAIN, (HOMERS BRAIN): MONEY CAN BE EXCHANGED FOR GOODS AND SERVICES.
:thumbsup: