AdriaN13
18th March 2006, 01:09 AM
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact
with a penis?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with
the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and
pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever
had any contact with a penis?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and
stroked one."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass
through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems
to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I
want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact
with a penis?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with
the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and
pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever
had any contact with a penis?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and
stroked one."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass
through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems
to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I
want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."