TunaFlyBattery
31st January 2003, 02:45 PM
Little Johnny and his father were driving down the street when the boy noticed two dogs mating, "Daddy! What are those dogs doing?" asked little Johnny.
"Well, son, that's how puppies are made," said Dad.
"Oh," said Johnny thoughtfully and he sat quietly seeming to enjoy the rest of the ride.
Later that night, Johnny walked past his parents bedroom and hears a noise. He opens the door and sees his parents making love. "Daddy! What are you doing to Mommy?"
Flustered, trying to cover up Dad says, "Ah, son, um, well, Mommy and me are making you a new brother or sister!"
The boy thinks about this for a second and says "Well Dad, turn her over, I want puppies!!"
"Well, son, that's how puppies are made," said Dad.
"Oh," said Johnny thoughtfully and he sat quietly seeming to enjoy the rest of the ride.
Later that night, Johnny walked past his parents bedroom and hears a noise. He opens the door and sees his parents making love. "Daddy! What are you doing to Mommy?"
Flustered, trying to cover up Dad says, "Ah, son, um, well, Mommy and me are making you a new brother or sister!"
The boy thinks about this for a second and says "Well Dad, turn her over, I want puppies!!"