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Akil
31st January 2003, 06:50 PM
10 Commandments of A Teenager

1) thou shall not sneek out when parents are sleeping. ( why wait?)
2) thou shall not do drugz (you can break this one,it not that important)
3) thou shall not steel from k-mart. (Walmart has bigger selection)
4) thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)
5) thou shall not steel from thy parents.(every-1 knows grandma has more money)
6) thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)
7) thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
8) thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)
9) thou shall not think about having sex. (as Nike sayz just do it)
10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.(just leave them in the middle)

BENRYS
2nd February 2003, 04:36 PM
hehe
nice where u find this good stuff?!?!?!

ExaBaybee
8th February 2003, 11:52 PM
hehehe nice one.. ill have a look through my emails and see what ive got.. heheh

Blood
10th February 2003, 10:25 PM
10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.(just leave them in the middle)


haahahahahahahahah :heehee:

bogan
10th February 2003, 10:38 PM
hahahhahaa
lol @ number 10

ExaBaybee
10th February 2003, 10:42 PM
whats a teenager... hmmmmmmmmmm i cant remember
oh thats rite thats what ppl think i am .. doh