kokopuff
2nd January 2003, 12:53 PM
A boy named Mustard was sitting at a picnic table with friends and family having a bar-b-q. He was going to have a hotdog, when he decided to ask "Can somebody pass the ketchup?". Nobody heard him, again he asked "Can somebody please pass the ketchup?''. Again nobody heard him, and finally "Can somebody please pass the fucking ketchup?". His mother flips out and says "Mustard if you use that foul language at this table ever again, I will lock you in your room and throw away the key".
Within five minutes he used that same foul language asking for the mustard, so his mother did as she promised. Two hours later, mustard had to go to the washroom, so he's yelling this to his mom, and she has to find the key. While she's searching for the key, Mustard manages to find a roll of toilet paper, and decides to use the window.
A motorcycle officer with his new uniform, new bike, and new helmet is standing outside buffing his new boots, when he suddenly hears a window open. He looks up to see an ass hang out the window, and literally shit on him. The cop walks up to the door of the asses residence, knocks on the door and waits. Mustards mother opens up the door, and the officer says "Maam, there is a man deficating out of your upstairs window" and she says "Oh, that's just Mustard!". He scoops with his finger, has a taste and replies "Nope, it's pure shit". :copcar:
Within five minutes he used that same foul language asking for the mustard, so his mother did as she promised. Two hours later, mustard had to go to the washroom, so he's yelling this to his mom, and she has to find the key. While she's searching for the key, Mustard manages to find a roll of toilet paper, and decides to use the window.
A motorcycle officer with his new uniform, new bike, and new helmet is standing outside buffing his new boots, when he suddenly hears a window open. He looks up to see an ass hang out the window, and literally shit on him. The cop walks up to the door of the asses residence, knocks on the door and waits. Mustards mother opens up the door, and the officer says "Maam, there is a man deficating out of your upstairs window" and she says "Oh, that's just Mustard!". He scoops with his finger, has a taste and replies "Nope, it's pure shit". :copcar: