Police Joke

[TunaFlyBattery]

> while I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10
> mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
>
> The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked
> me, "What's the hurry?"
>
> I replied, "I'm late for work."
>
> "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
>
> I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
>
> The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what
> does a rectum stretcher do?"
>
> I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my
> way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my
> whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in
> there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about
> 6 foot wide."
>
> The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6
> foot asshole?"
>
> I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park
> him on top of a bridge..."
>

[ExaBaybee]

hahahhaha.. if only we could get away with that one

[EXALR8]

hahahaha might try that one one day :moonsmili :chuckle:

[NEWBIE]

funny shit:alien1:

[bogan]

hahaha i might try that ey ?
see what the fine is... for use all
hahaha

[Nissy]

Definately gotta do that here. The Adelaide cops are seriously a bunch of assholes...if its got wheels, p plates, any indication of being done up... DEFECT. If they're not sure, defect... Coz they feel like it, defect...

It so out of control and they're all on power trips:madfinger :3finger: