TunaFlyBattery
2nd January 2003, 03:33 PM
A bloke joins the foreign legion to get away from his problems in England, and ends up stationed in the Sahara desert.
He couldn't believe it when he got there, it was a desolate, sh#t hole of a place, without women or beer, and he was p*ssed off.
He asked one of the other men what they do for a bit of the "other".
The bloke told him that he had to ask the Major for the key to the camel shed.
He was shocked and dismayed and said that he would NEVER do that.
After about 2 months, he finds himself in the majors office, sheepishly asking for the key.
The major said "what key?". So he says "you know...the key,....for the camel".
"Ahhhh" says the major with a knowing wink,"it's hung on my office door".
The man grabs the key, and crazed with lust bursts into the camel shed and shuts the door.
After an hour he crawls into the major's office bruised and bloody to return the key.
"What the hell happened man?" said the major.
"Iii jjjuust fff*cked the ccccamel" said the beaten man.
"Well what ever turns you on" said the major with a confused look on his face.
"It's just that me and the other men normally ride her to the local brothel in town"
He couldn't believe it when he got there, it was a desolate, sh#t hole of a place, without women or beer, and he was p*ssed off.
He asked one of the other men what they do for a bit of the "other".
The bloke told him that he had to ask the Major for the key to the camel shed.
He was shocked and dismayed and said that he would NEVER do that.
After about 2 months, he finds himself in the majors office, sheepishly asking for the key.
The major said "what key?". So he says "you know...the key,....for the camel".
"Ahhhh" says the major with a knowing wink,"it's hung on my office door".
The man grabs the key, and crazed with lust bursts into the camel shed and shuts the door.
After an hour he crawls into the major's office bruised and bloody to return the key.
"What the hell happened man?" said the major.
"Iii jjjuust fff*cked the ccccamel" said the beaten man.
"Well what ever turns you on" said the major with a confused look on his face.
"It's just that me and the other men normally ride her to the local brothel in town"