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TunaFlyBattery
2nd January 2003, 03:58 PM
US Naval Communications
This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October,1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.

MightyMax
3rd January 2003, 01:00 PM
HAHAHAHAH :D I love that one soo much! hehe

ExaBaybee
3rd January 2003, 08:53 PM
doesnt matter how many times i hear or see that one .. i still laff my ass off.. hahahahhahhahahaahhaha
:bounce: :stoned:

NEWBIE
3rd January 2003, 10:27 PM
just like americans..:moonsmili

bogan
3rd January 2003, 11:13 PM
hahahahahaha